Christianity and Humor

The other day, I received some “Christian One-Liners” from my friend, Suzanne. I remember a few of these (from way back), but it was fun to read them again. There were also many that I had either not read before or had completely forgotten. Anyway, I thought I would share these today for some Friday fun.

I figure even if you have read some or all of these before, you wouldn’t mind doing so again. So here are several of my picks:

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Some people are kind, polite, and

sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.

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The good Lord didn’t create anything

without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

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Quit griping about your church;

if it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.

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Some minds are like concrete

thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

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We were called to be witnesses,

not lawyers or judges.

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Be ye fishers of men.

You catch them – He’ll clean them.

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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

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Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.

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God doesn’t call the qualified,

He qualifies the called.

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God grades on the cross, not the curve.

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God loves everyone, but probably prefers

‘fruit of the spirit’ over a ‘religious nut!’

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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

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Prayer:

Don’t give God instructions — just report for duty!

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The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

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We don’t change the message,

the message changes us.

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The best mathematical equation

I have ever seen:

1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.

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I just love these…so much truth in simple sayings! Hope everyone has a wonderful Friday and blessed weekend! -)

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One Response

  1. These are so true. More than others! Thank you
    for sharing these neat sayings, sure make you
    think.
    Regina.

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