What can I say? My 4 yr. old son just has a way with words. I haven’t shared any of his humorous comments lately, so here’s a few:
Kerry asks me, “Mommy, why do you have white hairs?”
I say, “I’ve told you, it’s because I’m getting older.”
“How old are you anyway?” Kerry implores.
“36,” I simply reply.
Kerry sadly shakes his head, gives me a sympathetic look, and says: “Mmmm…too bad.”
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One night little Kerry was telling me about one of his bad dreams which involved bears…
“You don’t have to worry about bears,” I simply said. “Anyway, they don’t live right around here.” I continued.
“But don’t they live in N.C.?” asked Kerry.
“Yeah, but they live more in the mountains,” I said (not totally knowing this to be true, but not knowing it not to be true, and of course hoping for it to be true!! )
Kerry studied me for a moment and sat still while contemplating the matter. Seeming quite concerned, he suddenly responded, “But…what if they run away from home?!”
“Hmmm,” I thought to myself…”Yep, once again, I don’t have an answer for that one!” (This happens to me a lot when trying to respond to little Kerry’s interesting questions and comments!)
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Once again, Kerry was discussing my “white hairs” with me. {Yes, having children has definitely helped me with putting aside vanity and obsession with appearance! Especially, when it comes to cute little Kerry and his mostly innocent yet blatant comments and questions! When he’s not imploring about my white hair or age, he likes to comment on my fat and flab or do “connect-the-dots” with my newest break-out of zits. (Yes, I didn’t know white hair, wrinkles, and zits had any relation either…it’s like my body is in a state of confusion about being young or getting older…but, that’s a whole other topic! ) }
Annnnyway…..so Kerry was still asking about my white hair and sounding a little concerned…
“What about when I’m totally white-headed?” I asked.
“N-o-o-o, I like you like you are now MORE!” Kerry cried. “I don’t want that to happen to you, Mommy!” he exclaimed (as if that was the worse thing that could ever happen to me!).
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One day, my mom was keeping the kids while I went to the dentist. Mom noticed Kerry squirming and dancing around like he needed to use the restroom…
“Kerry, do you need to go to the bathroom?” Mom asked.
Without missing a beat, my “little charmer” quickly replied, “No, Grandma…when you come over, I just do a little dance, ’cause I’m so happy to see you!!”
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One afternoon, Kerry was with Daddy, coming out of the store. He saw a police car and waved…
With a little frown, he turned and said to Daddy, “Too bad that wasn’t a police WOMAN.”
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What’s He Saying Now?
What can I say? My 4 yr. old son just has a way with words. I haven’t shared any of his humorous comments lately, so here’s a few:
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One night little Kerry was telling me about one of his bad dreams which involved bears…
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Once again, Kerry was discussing my “white hairs” with me. {Yes, having children has definitely helped me with putting aside vanity and obsession with appearance! Especially, when it comes to cute little Kerry and his mostly innocent yet blatant comments and questions! When he’s not imploring about my white hair or age, he likes to comment on my fat and flab or do “connect-the-dots” with my newest break-out of zits. (Yes, I didn’t know white hair, wrinkles, and zits had any relation either…it’s like my body is in a state of confusion about being young or getting older…but, that’s a whole other topic! ) }
Annnnyway…..so Kerry was still asking about my white hair and sounding a little concerned…
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One day, my mom was keeping the kids while I went to the dentist. Mom noticed Kerry squirming and dancing around like he needed to use the restroom…
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One afternoon, Kerry was with Daddy, coming out of the store. He saw a police car and waved…
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